Is it possible to have a lethal dosage of apple juice?
I know that apple juice is healthy but my daughter seems
to drink ALOT of it, she wants it in her sippy cup all day and with
all her meals. She can't get enough apple juice. I wonder if this
is a healthy thing. Maybe someday some scientists will discover that
too much apple juice makes you into a genius then all my worrying would
have been for nothing. Unless of course, too much apple juice turns you
into a raving lunatic, in which case, well...it'll be too late anyway.
But I could always sue McCain for the money to build fancy cage to house my raving lunatic.
I went to McDonald's playland today. That place is a zoo!
Kids running everywhere while parents have some fries with this look
of relief on their face because their children are occupied and they can breathe.
Its pretty wild though with the screaming and the running. Its funny though, when
my kids run and scream, they are happy and excited. When other kids run and scream,
they are out of control and need to calm down. Which makes me wonder, do other people think my kids are brats????
I can't think about that right now.
That was a paradigm shift that hits at the heart of every mother's insecurity. We all know what we're doing, and how to handle our children, its those other people's kids that are out of control. No seriously, I know I'm not a perfect mom and that my kids aren't perfect either but its such a thankless task. Appreciation is like heroine to a stay-at-home mom. The idea that I'm not doing a good job is just too depressing to think about, so I won't. Avoidance is a beautiful coping mechanism, I'd recommend to anyone.
But if it doesn't work, don't tell me about it. I don't want to know.
I know that apple juice is healthy but my daughter seems
to drink ALOT of it, she wants it in her sippy cup all day and with
all her meals. She can't get enough apple juice. I wonder if this
is a healthy thing. Maybe someday some scientists will discover that
too much apple juice makes you into a genius then all my worrying would
have been for nothing. Unless of course, too much apple juice turns you
into a raving lunatic, in which case, well...it'll be too late anyway.
But I could always sue McCain for the money to build fancy cage to house my raving lunatic.
I went to McDonald's playland today. That place is a zoo!
Kids running everywhere while parents have some fries with this look
of relief on their face because their children are occupied and they can breathe.
Its pretty wild though with the screaming and the running. Its funny though, when
my kids run and scream, they are happy and excited. When other kids run and scream,
they are out of control and need to calm down. Which makes me wonder, do other people think my kids are brats????
I can't think about that right now.
That was a paradigm shift that hits at the heart of every mother's insecurity. We all know what we're doing, and how to handle our children, its those other people's kids that are out of control. No seriously, I know I'm not a perfect mom and that my kids aren't perfect either but its such a thankless task. Appreciation is like heroine to a stay-at-home mom. The idea that I'm not doing a good job is just too depressing to think about, so I won't. Avoidance is a beautiful coping mechanism, I'd recommend to anyone.
But if it doesn't work, don't tell me about it. I don't want to know.
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