My Tantrum...

ALL I want to do is eat WHATEVER I want, WHENEVER I want, exercise whenever I FEEL like it and NOT gain ANY weight!!!! Is that TOO much to ask?????

STUPID laws of physics!!!!

BTW...this tantrum was not brought on by the evil fairy people that live in my scale, it is the fault of the wicked dwarf people who live in my closet and shrink my clothes at night!

Its NOT MY fault! I had to eat junk food, if it weren't for me, the people at Old Dutch would be unemployed! I was HELPING!!!