Kiddictions...
We're all addicted to something. Every person has their weak spot that gets "hooked" by their drug of choice. Its that thing that makes you go "oooooo" or "ahhhhh" and gives you that mushy-gushy feeling all over your sappy heart.
Whether or not they are willing to admit it, most mothers get this feeling from their kids. Its that overwhelming mishugana emotion when you look at that pudgy punim. You just gotta squeeze their cheeks and kiss them all over. I call it kiddiction.
I usually pull myself out of the cute-attack just shortly before I kiss their faces RIGHT OFF. There is that danger --formerly cute faceless children whose mothers kissed their faces off. Its a problem, particularly with babies who have chubby cheeks.
It must be an addiction. What else could cause a person to go to work day after day to provide food, shelter and clothing to unresponsive (but adorable) little people?
What would make you want to give all your time, money and energy to tiny taker expecting nothing in return and be HAPPY about it?
Okay, maybe there is heroine.
Heroine will take all your resources (time, money, ambition, energy) and give you nothing in return. But it won't make you happy. Well, okay you'd be happy for a few minutes but then you'd be miserable. But then again, when those cute kids become teenagers they could make you miserable too. The stress of teenagers alone could make you go bald. Heroine doesn't make you bald. In fact, heroine is a good way to loose weight, kids don't do that.
Okay, hold on...I think I've gone a bit off track here. Perhaps, I should try to get back to my original point. What was my point again? Oh yes, the difference between heroine and children.
Ummm...heroine will never become a doctor and buy you a timeshare in Florida.
Think about it.
We're all addicted to something. Every person has their weak spot that gets "hooked" by their drug of choice. Its that thing that makes you go "oooooo" or "ahhhhh" and gives you that mushy-gushy feeling all over your sappy heart.
Whether or not they are willing to admit it, most mothers get this feeling from their kids. Its that overwhelming mishugana emotion when you look at that pudgy punim. You just gotta squeeze their cheeks and kiss them all over. I call it kiddiction.
I usually pull myself out of the cute-attack just shortly before I kiss their faces RIGHT OFF. There is that danger --formerly cute faceless children whose mothers kissed their faces off. Its a problem, particularly with babies who have chubby cheeks.
It must be an addiction. What else could cause a person to go to work day after day to provide food, shelter and clothing to unresponsive (but adorable) little people?
What would make you want to give all your time, money and energy to tiny taker expecting nothing in return and be HAPPY about it?
Okay, maybe there is heroine.
Heroine will take all your resources (time, money, ambition, energy) and give you nothing in return. But it won't make you happy. Well, okay you'd be happy for a few minutes but then you'd be miserable. But then again, when those cute kids become teenagers they could make you miserable too. The stress of teenagers alone could make you go bald. Heroine doesn't make you bald. In fact, heroine is a good way to loose weight, kids don't do that.
Okay, hold on...I think I've gone a bit off track here. Perhaps, I should try to get back to my original point. What was my point again? Oh yes, the difference between heroine and children.
Ummm...heroine will never become a doctor and buy you a timeshare in Florida.
Think about it.
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