Why do my kids always feel the need to eat lotion?
Both of them, you'd think I don't feed them.

Yesterday I caught them "drink" out of the pump of my vaseline hand and body lotion.
I let them put it on their hands and they just lick it of, gross!

I guess it doesn't help that so many of my "girlie" lotions smell like fruits, mmmmm
Tangerine Therapy smells delicious, I wouldn't eat it, but if there was a lotion worth eating, that'd be the one.