I've just been looking at our money situation.
Paying bills, looking at credit card bills etc.

I think I need some liquor!
Something really strong!
If I took a shot before crunching the numbers, things must not get paid but at least I'd feel better about doing it.
If I took a shot after the bills, I'd feel about spending money on liquor when we can't afford it....for a few minutes anyway.

Before, definitely go with before......hee hee heee