Playing Spell Checkers...

Eye hav knotizzed ass off lait that mie goud phrend Sin-dee-lou haz nawt bin cominting on mye blawg?
Ujaly, shee comints wen i macke a mustaik inn spelin ore inn gramer;
Mie rightin muss bee getin mutch bedder cuz shee. Aint maid eny comints inn a lawng tyme!

Eye wundir iff shee wil comint on thiss poste,