Take NO PRISONERS!!!!!

My house is under seige! From the fearless, cleaning forces of THE BLEACHINATOR!
I'm on a wild rampage!
No dust, grease, grime or mold stand a chance again the BLEACHINATOR!!!

Wherever there are grubby handprints...I'll be there.
Wherever there are cracker crumbs.....I'll be there.
Whenever a dustbunny cries out.....I will answer.

Germs and dirt, BEWARE!!!
The Bleachinator will not stop until all forms of dust, dirt and grime are annhilated!

Da-dah-nah-nah!
*swishing my cape as I dramatically leave the room*