Blaaaauuuuck!

My husband and I were considering getting a new bedding set so we've been looking at different patterns on-line. So far, I hate everything.
Flowers is much too feminine for his taste.
Plaid is much too masculine for my taste.

Do you know what comes between flowers and plaid?
Tacky and Drab!
That's what!

(It could be that I'm just really tired and grumpy or else all the bed sets are horrible! Hard to say what's what at the moment!)